Not only do I now have many more friends on Facebook than my Mistress, but I have been invited to a first birthday party. I so want to go. I\u2019ve never been invited to a birthday party before but it is a long way from here in a park in London. At least it\u2019s in the same country, but I still don\u2019t think there is any chance of persuading my Mistress to take me. My Mistress\u2019s nephew has decided to give up using Facebook for Lent. I can\u2019t imagine not seeing what was going on with my friends for that long. He says he is doing it so that he can concentrate on his studies which makes it even more impressive. I suppose that given I\u2019m not actually studying anything I don\u2019t have quite the same impetus to give up. I thought I might take up howling for Lent, but I don\u2019t think that would be very popular so I have decided to opt out altogether. To be fair we didn\u2019t get any pancakes, so I feel deprived before we even started. The pub were doing a pancake evening, but as my Mistress can\u2019t eat them, my Master was late home and James was ill, none of us went.<\/p>\n
One of the things I\u2019ve said I\u2019ll do while my Mistress is away is design a cover for a book that she wants to sell with Kindle Direct Publishing. It all started when I saw the design she was putting together and said I could do better. As it turns out, I can\u2019t. We need someone who is more artistic to help us. I did think that drawing couldn\u2019t be that difficult but I am having to revise my thinking. I\u2019m certainly not that good at holding a crayon in my paws. The computer is easier but I think you need some basic skill to go with it and that\u2019s the bit we are missing.<\/p>\n
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