{"id":4207,"date":"2011-07-04T07:17:56","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T06:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=4207"},"modified":"2011-07-04T07:17:56","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T06:17:56","slug":"monday-4th-july-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2011\/07\/04\/monday-4th-july-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 4th July 2011 &#8211; The mower&#8217;s revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can\u2019t believe it\u2019s less than a week until our Entlebucher Fun Day. I\u2019m really looking forward to seeing all my friends. By now we expected that Shadow would have been to Switzerland and come back and would be able to tell everyone about it. My Mistress never imagined for a minute that she would still be waiting to go. Leaving it this long is so unhelpful in lots of ways, not least of which it is now the summer holidays in some places so the travel will be busier and more expensive. Ah well, never let it be said that Shadow is a dog who can be rushed. Everything in her own time.<\/p>\n<p>My Mistress has been waiting for the old mower to run out of petrol to try the one that had been sitting in a box and been forgotten about. She was quite excited as the one in the box was \u2018powered\u2019 and would take all the effort out of the work. These things never quite go as planned. Firstly it was a bit like progressing to a motorised go cart from a bicycle. My Mistress had got the hang of motorcycling quite quickly and unless going downhill could stop very easily. However suddenly she had an engine and forgot that it only stopped if you let go of the bar and there she was in the flowerbed before realising. Fortunately the extent of flowerbed that was \u2018mown\u2019 was fairly limited but she realised how important it was to keep it under control. That was the point we all came out of the way and watched from a distance. The experiment didn\u2019t last long as the poor mower didn\u2019t cope very well with the various holes that have accidentally developed in the lawn. It kept getting stuck and having to be lifted out. My Mistress also concluded that whilst less tiring to use she could actually go much faster with the other one. I suspect you can look out for a mower appearing on Ebay quite soon!<\/p>\n<p>Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind <a href=\"mailto:alfie@alfiedog.me.uk\">alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alfie\u2019s Diary \u2013 the Book is available at Amazon UK &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA\">https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/dp\/B00583ZGSA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I can\u2019t believe it\u2019s less than a week until our Entlebucher Fun Day. I\u2019m really looking forward to seeing all my friends. By now we <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2011\/07\/04\/monday-4th-july-2011\/\" title=\"Monday 4th July 2011 &#8211; The mower&#8217;s revenge\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[12,27],"class_list":["post-4207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-gardening","tag-shadow","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}