I can\u2019t remember if I told you that Shadow has now passed the second of the tests she need for breeding. I can\u2019t believe all the things she has to go through and then the anticipation of waiting for the results. It\u2019s a bit like doing exams at school although fortunately for Shadow it doesn\u2019t depend on her intelligence. I\u2019d rather sit a doggy IQ test if I\u2019m being strictly honest. I think I would perform better in one of those. All this being x-rayed and swabbed really isn\u2019t for me.<\/p>\n
I am alarmed by how cold it has suddenly gone at nights. My Mistress says it is time to start tucking some of the plants up for the winter. It seems she has bought them some special little houses that will help to keep them warm. She hasn\u2019t gone as far as buying them radiators, but she might as well have done. It turns out that there are a limited number of the plants that are to receive this special treatment. I now feel sorry for all the others that are expected to brave the winter on their own. I\u2019ve offered to pee on them now and again to thaw them out but strangely my Mistress says that won\u2019t actually help. I don\u2019t think she has told my Master that Rocky peed on the roses. I don\u2019t think he\u2019d be very pleased.<\/p>\n
My Master has a bit of a cold and is snoring heavily at night. I asked my Mistress if she could prod him to make him shut up but she said as he was poorly he needed the sleep. Well that\u2019s all very well for him, but I need my sleep too. I get prodded when I snore loudly. There should be some equality round here.<\/p>\n
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