{"id":3930,"date":"2010-09-29T10:23:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T09:23:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=3930"},"modified":"2010-09-29T10:23:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T09:23:35","slug":"wednesday-29th-september-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2010\/09\/29\/wednesday-29th-september-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 29th September 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading an article yesterday on the secrets of beautiful eyes, but I rather think they missed some vital points. Firstly, it helps if you can do a genuine \u2018puppy dog eye\u2019 expression and for that being a dog is a definite bonus. Being a dog with big brown eyes is betters still and my Mistress falls for them every time. I don\u2019t need any eye liner or mascara. I can just look up at her and she melts. She says it\u2019s much safer gazing into my eyes than a man\u2019s as the latter always leads to trouble. I\u2019m not absolutely sure I should take that as a compliment.<\/p>\n<p>These dark mornings are depressing. I don\u2019t like having to do my main toilet in the dark both morning and evening. It\u2019s not so bad when the girls are occupied at the same time, but if you are there and they have finished they have a nasty tendency to pounce on you and I would just like to say that is never good. It doesn\u2019t help that I\u2019m not really at my best first thing and in no position to respond. I don\u2019t really come into my own until at least 10 or 11am. Before that I just want to climb back into bed, after I\u2019ve been fed of course.<\/p>\n<p>Shadow went to the vet as she is off her food, feeling poorly and has been sick and had an upset tum. She has had to have two injections and is now on a special food for a couple of days. I\u2019ve let her use my bed under the desk as she is feeling really sorry for herself and wants to be near my Mistress. The age of chivalry is well and truly alive in this house!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I was reading an article yesterday on the secrets of beautiful eyes, but I rather think they missed some vital points. Firstly, it helps if <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2010\/09\/29\/wednesday-29th-september-2010\/\" title=\"Wednesday 29th September 2010\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22234,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3930\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}