Well my Mistress got quite a shock when she went to the vet\u2019s with Shadow yesterday. Yes, Shadow is fine, but our vet said \u2018I saw your house on television yesterday.\u2019 Apparently there is a programme called Helicopter Heroes that show accidents that the air ambulance is called to and they had filmed when they came out to our builder falling off the roof. My Mistress came home and watched it on BBC iplayer \u2013 it\u2019s Helicopter Heroes Episode 9 of Series 4 if you are interested, about 28 minutes into the programme. It\u2019s the first time I\u2019d seen what had happened, it was quite a shock. My Mistress has written to the BBC to see if they can give her a permanent copy of the programme. When she watched it again, she was shaking as though it had only just happened. At least she now knows that Stuart our builder is ok.<\/p>\n
My Mistress has been racking her brains trying to remember who it was she told that next weekend was free \u2013 because she\u2019s just remembered what she is supposed to be doing and she isn\u2019t free. I\u2019m sure she will find out eventually. Probably when she gets back from the dentist to find someone waiting on the doorstep annoyed because she wasn\u2019t here!<\/p>\n
As you know, I have a twitter account. One of the things I follow is Sky news. It has come to my attention that if you wanted to stalk the Pope on his visit to Britain you don\u2019t need to do it in person. All you need to do is follow Sky on Twitter and they can do the stalking for you. They are reporting his every breath. His plane has taken off for x. His plane has landed at y. It must make it very easy for the criminals out there when they don\u2019t have to do their own research.<\/p>\n
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