Did I want to play tennis? Well what do you think? I was never very good at cornering as a puppy and I haven\u2019t improved with age. On top of that I\u2019ve never found the grip on a tennis racket all that comfortable in my paw. Nor for that matter have I ever worked out whether I am right or left pawed and whether I am better with a two-paw backhand. So, basically in the end I let them all play without me. I offered to umpire but after the third call of \u2018out\u2019 and appeals against my decisions because the players thought I was napping, I\u2019d had about enough and left them all to it. Then the audacity of it, they asked if I\u2019d be a ball-dog and go running after all the balls they hit in the wrong direction. Do I look that stupid? A straight choice between running round retrieving tennis balls, some of which have gone over the fence into the neighbouring woodland, or finding a nice quiet spot in which to have a pleasant doze. It may surprise you to know I chose the doze.<\/p>\n
You really do have to laugh. After the tennis they actually came and asked whether I wanted to go in a rowing boat. Can they not remember the last time I went on a boat? I don\u2019t like water \u2013 being surrounded by it is never going to be an attractive option and before you start, I know I live on an island and am therefore technically always surrounded by water but I can\u2019t see as far as that. I live a good way inland and long may that continue. Fortunately I was able to say that I hadn\u2019t remembered to bring my life-jacket with me and if it was all the same to them I thought maybe I\u2019d stick with the nap.<\/p>\n
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