Would someone write to me to say something other than \u2018Dear Alfie, your worming is due\u2026\u2019? I don\u2019t like those sorts of letters. Oh, it\u2019s useful to have the reminder. It does save me having to remember, but I\u2019d like to get other post as well. I don\u2019t want bills. I have no desire for those to be put into my name, although it would be fun to see if we could succeed in them addressing say the electricity bill to me. We had a bit of a discussion yesterday morning along similar lines. My Master was asking how much it cost to go to a stud dog. My Mistress said what a shame it was that I couldn\u2019t be used in that capacity, although after my little accidents in the last couple of weeks I\u2019m not sure it would be such a good idea. However, back to the point I was making. My Mistress said \u2018Alfie could have made quite a lot of money.\u2019 My Master asked how since there were so few girl Entlebuchers in this country. She pointed out that I could have earnt money from Queenie and Shadow. My Master couldn\u2019t see how I would have earnt money from Shadow. He said that it would just have meant we didn\u2019t have to pay. \u201cNow hold on a minute.\u201d I said. \u201cWho would have been providing the services? And if it\u2019s me doing it, then the money should be transferred into my bank account.\u201d How else is a dog to save for his retirement? Unfortunately it is all a moot point since I can\u2019t actually provide the requisite service in the first place.<\/p>\n
Following a trip to a garden centre (they really should be banned in our house) we have yet more seeds to plant. It\u2019s probably a good thing seeing as my Master ran over some of my Mistress\u2019s seedlings with the lawn mower. It\u2019s all very sad really. She is trying to grow a bunch of freesias to give to my granny as they are her favourite flower. There were 20 seeds in the pack. 12 of them germinated and now two of those have been run over with the lawn mower so we are down to 10. I\u2019m just hoping they grow well.<\/p>\n
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