You should never let a fiction writer set up their own company. Ok so admittedly it\u2019s a fiction writer who is a chartered accountant with a law degree, but a fiction writer none-the-less. There are some people who consider she\u2019s slightly loopy naming her company after her dog in the first place, but I think that bit of the plan is simply inspired. It was what happened next. My Mistress decided the company needed some substance. Obviously as a start-up business it is, to use an expression \u2018one man and a dog\u2019 or in our case \u2018one woman and her dogs\u2019, ok so she\u2019s included my Master as a director too, but that spoils the joke. I have been appointed as Business Development Manager. I\u2019ve already told you I have to sort out the logo, but my duties will not stop there. Megan has been taken on as Personnel Manager. My Mistress thought she would be good at keeping the staff motivated. Shadow is receptionist, but is likely to be going on maternity leave quite soon if things go to plan.<\/p>\n
Up to that point, you might still consider my Mistress has a shred of sanity, however you would be wrong. We are not the only employees. After us there are the completely make believe ones for who she has set up email accounts. We have an editorial assistant called Henzel Mastin, as to how he got his name well that\u2019s a long story. Then yesterday she recruited a personal assistant for herself. He\u2019s Swedish and in his mid twenties and yes, he\u2019s male. And so was created Bj\u00f6rn Sandvik, PA to the Managing Director. I think she is rather enjoying herself, in between doing the serious work. I\u2019m wondering who we will be taking on today.<\/p>\n
Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind alfie@alfiedog.me.uk<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"