{"id":3354,"date":"2010-02-20T07:48:04","date_gmt":"2010-02-20T07:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=3354"},"modified":"2010-02-20T07:48:04","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T07:48:04","slug":"saturday-20th-february-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2010\/02\/20\/saturday-20th-february-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 20th February 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve very excited. I\u2019m going to have my own fantasy formula one team in a league. At least I will if the site accepts my email address. I\u2019m waiting for my activation code at the moment. My Mistress got hers without any problem, but mine didn\u2019t prove so easy. I hope it isn\u2019t because they have spotted that I\u2019m a dog and they have some four-leggist policy which prevents me from taking part. Shadow thinks the whole thing is stupid, but what would she know? She\u2019s a girl. Mind you that doesn\u2019t seem to stop my Mistress. I just need to decide which of the drivers I want to have in my team. I think I might go for a mix of exciting new talent and see if they can achieve something for me.<\/p>\n<p>My Mistress is looking for an odd job man. She needs someone to put up 19 curtain poles and two blinds. She had wondered about doing it herself but there is a risk that we could be waiting a very long time before some rooms got curtains on that basis. She isn\u2019t too bight with an electric drill either, so it could be a bit of a shambles.<\/p>\n<p>I was having a bit of an insecure day yesterday. I don\u2019t know what the problem was but I just wanted to be close to my Mistress. At one point I gave her quite a start. She was sitting in a small swivel desk chair, when all of a sudden she found that I\u2019d jumped up onto her lap and she had to catch me before I fell off the other side. She pointed out that a 30kg dog is a bit big to have sitting on your knee but that didn\u2019t really stop me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I\u2019ve very excited. I\u2019m going to have my own fantasy formula one team in a league. At least I will if the site accepts my <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2010\/02\/20\/saturday-20th-february-2010\/\" title=\"Saturday 20th February 2010\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22197,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3354\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}