Shadow is in a strata lower than the dog-house. Until not she has only eaten books and brochures that didn\u2019t matter, this time she has gone too far. I\u2019m guessing she was hungry and probably frustrated that she couldn\u2019t cook anything for herself. She resorted to eating one of my Mistress\u2019s cookery books. To say that my Mistress was unhappy with this turn of events would be putting it mildly. She is now looking at how the whole kitchen can be replanned in order for the cookery books to be put on a higher shelf. Unfortunately, the only options seem to be to move the glasses to a lower shelf and she isn\u2019t thinking that\u2019s such a bright idea either. You can just see it now, Shadow pulling all the glasses off in an attempt to reach the higher level books.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve presented my Mistress with a list of presents I would like for my birthday. For a start, I\u2019d like some replacement toys as Shadow seems to have destroyed most of the ones we did have. Of course, to be fair to her, some of it was through playing tug with me, so I suppose I had a part to play. I\u2019m also hoping that while she\u2019s at Discover Dogs next weekend, my Mistress will be able to find some of the really big chews so that I can have one of my own. At the moment the only one we\u2019ve got is definitely Shadow\u2019s in the hope that she might stop chewing books. As you can tell from the start of what I\u2019ve written today, it isn\u2019t really working.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m starting to wish I were going to Discover Dogs next weekend. I have thought of promising not to argue with any Jack Russells or Labradors but it seems I\u2019m too much of a risk.<\/p>\n
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