{"id":2970,"date":"2009-08-31T07:44:23","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T06:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2970"},"modified":"2009-08-31T07:44:23","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T06:44:23","slug":"monday-31st-august-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/08\/31\/monday-31st-august-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 31st August 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This really is very exciting. I have found out exactly where Megan has gone to live and I\u2019ve been there. It\u2019s a little village in Switzerland and was close to the hotel we stayed in when I first went there. In fact it is the very place we looked at a house to live in. Isn\u2019t it funny how things turn out? I\u2019ve asked my Mistress if for old times sake we can go on holiday there, she said it may well be possible and she\u2019ll talk to my Master about it.<\/p>\n<p>We did have one mishap while on holiday. When I say mishap, that is in the sense of Shadow completely misbehaving. My Mistress wanted a lie in so after getting up to take us out she had gone back to bed. I didn\u2019t think it was an issue and was more than happy to go back to bed myself. However, Shadow didn\u2019t take it quite so well and wanted something to play with. I\u2019ve told you before that she\u2019d a bit of a bimbo of a dog and certainly not as far advanced educationally as you\u2019d hope for at her age. She got a book down off the settee and all started well. We were on the first page and I was getting a bit fed up with her keep asking what some of the words meant, but I put up with it. However, I dozed off and Shadow got frustrated that there was no one around to help her, so she ate the book. By the time my Mistress got up, there were bits of pages everywhere round the room. She\u2019d only destroyed the back of the book, but there was some missing from every page. My Master is now trying to read the first three quarters of the book and having to guess the missing words.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>This really is very exciting. I have found out exactly where Megan has gone to live and I\u2019ve been there. It\u2019s a little village in <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/08\/31\/monday-31st-august-2009\/\" title=\"Monday 31st August 2009\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23902,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}