I\u2019ve heard from my Mistress and she\u2019s missing me. She says it\u2019s the little things like when she drops cauliflower on the floor and no one comes running to eat it. Most of all she is missing our early morning cuddle, which is good as I\u2019m missing it too. I\u2019m not sure that it\u2019s a good idea letting her loose playing things like Laser Combat. Basically, she is a pacifist and yet give her a gun and a competition and she\u2019s willing to kill anyone. To be fair they aren\u2019t very dead, but it\u2019s amazing how you can turn someone\u2019s head so easily.<\/p>\n
She\u2019s not sure if I would have enjoyed it if I had gone with them. I\u2019m not awfully good at rowing. I struggle with the oars. I\u2019d have enjoyed all the trees and wildlife, but given they are going everywhere on bicycles, I might have had difficulty keeping up.<\/p>\n
Back in kennels, I have been considering the foreign policy of the Pet Dogs Democratic Party. After my realisation of the implications of mobility of labour, I\u2019m not sure that having open borders is the best idea for us. We need to develop strategic alliances with those countries that have similar aims. I\u2019m certainly considering an alliance with both Belgium and Switzerland. Those countries are very dear to me, but I might have to have restrictions on movement between us and any country that either eats dogs or leaves them to live on the streets. I think it was the Russians that sent dogs into space, so I\u2019m certainly willing to open negotiations with them, but we will withdraw from membership of the wider Eurozone, until we have clear evidence that the rights of dogs have been safeguarded in all member states. I\u2019m thinking that the constitution might prove a bit of a sticking point.<\/p>\n
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