{"id":2819,"date":"2009-06-22T13:18:11","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T12:18:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2009-06-22T13:18:11","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T12:18:11","slug":"monday-22nd-june-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/06\/22\/monday-22nd-june-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 22nd June 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a theory as to why a dog is always pleased to see you, when you don\u2019t think you\u2019ve been gone for long. It\u2019s all to do with having different concepts of time. If you think of a human year being seven dog years, then to us if you are out for an hour, it feels as though you\u2019ve been gone all day and if you do happen to go out for the day without us, well it feels as though we\u2019ve been abandoned altogether. Now faced with those thoughts, can you see that we are filled with delight and relief when you come home to us?<\/p>\n<p>My Mistress had the sense to send us to kennels with a couple of tug toys to play with. It\u2019s amazing how many hours of the day I can keep Shadow amused with these simple pleasures. Given that I am still rather stronger than she is, all I have to do is sit there holding the other end, while she puts all her effort into tugging. The great thing is that she then spends several hours asleep recovering, before waking up and being ready for the next round. She is under the mistaken impression that sometime soon she is going to beat me. It\u2019s like that parent thing. If you let them almost win occasionally, it keeps them motivated and thinking that if they keep trying they might just be as good as you one day. The sad thing about aging is that inevitably at some point their strength will bypass yours as you gradually become the underdog once again. Fortunately, that isn\u2019t going to happen in this household any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I have a theory as to why a dog is always pleased to see you, when you don\u2019t think you\u2019ve been gone for long. It\u2019s <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/06\/22\/monday-22nd-june-2009\/\" title=\"Monday 22nd June 2009\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21642,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}