{"id":26966,"date":"2022-10-31T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=26966"},"modified":"2022-10-31T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T06:00:00","slug":"clocks-or-stomachs-monday-31st-october-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2022\/10\/31\/clocks-or-stomachs-monday-31st-october-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Clocks or stomachs? &#8211; Monday 31st October 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Clocks or stomachs?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Which should we be governed by clocks or stomachs? All this \u2018No you can\u2019t have your meal yet, Wilma, we\u2019ve changed the clocks,\u2019 really doesn\u2019t hold any sway with a hungry dog. What care we for your human clocks? Our tummies said it was breakfast time \/ lunch time and tea time at the usual appointed times. Would Mum feed us? Oh no. \u2018Wilma you\u2019ve got to wait.\u2019 Well, I didn\u2019t want to wait. I did the only thing a dog can do in that situation and I \u2018embarked\u2019 on the non-stop barking routine. We work on the basis that sooner or later we will wear Mum down and get my own way. I was shut out of the room that Mum was in until I learnt some better manners. I must be losing my touch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Lazy day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Overall yesterday was a very lazy day. Mum went back to bed even though she\u2019d already had an extra hour. In that situation there is only one thing for it and if you can\u2019t beat them \u2013 join them, literally. Thankfully I\u2019m the only one who can jump up onto the bed, so it doesn\u2019t get too over crowded. If we all start jostling for the spot closest to Mum she gets a bit fed up. When it\u2019s just me, I just snuggle in and make the most of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Today\u2019s plan<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>At this stage of the day as far as I understand, the plan is to do some gardening and then go for a nice walk. That way we\u2019ll all have had lots of fresh air and all be happy. We still have the problem that we\u2019re hungry at what the humans deem to be the wrong times but we\u2019ve got apples, so maybe we won\u2019t starve altogether.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Clocks or stomachs? Which do you think is more important? It turns out that Wilma and Mum have a slightly different view.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26685,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[93],"class_list":["post-26966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26966\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}