{"id":2682,"date":"2009-04-18T08:45:03","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T07:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2682"},"modified":"2009-04-18T08:45:03","modified_gmt":"2009-04-18T07:45:03","slug":"saturday-18th-april-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/04\/18\/saturday-18th-april-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 18th April 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well they\u2019ve arrived and I can safely say that life will ever be the same again. If I\u2019m being honest, I can now understand why my Mistress said that she didn\u2019t think I could be wholly responsible for my own pet. I have a burning desire to get to the rabbits. When I say get to, I mean that I am so distracted by them that I have tried to dig under their run and also tried to bite through the wire of the sides. Shadow is for once being a little goody goody and has accepted the rabbits quite calmly. Calm is not a word you would use to describe me. The very thought of Aristotle and Abby is driving me insane and when they won\u2019t let me run round the rabbit run, barking and worrying them, I am inside whimpering asking to be let out. Aristotle is a tiny black rabbit, black from the tip of her twitching nose to the cute little rabbit tail that is stuck so neatly on the back. Abby is white with a grey nose, she\u2019s a bit bigger than Aristotle is. Now I realise it wouldn\u2019t be good if the rabbits came to any harm in my paws, but at the moment they are driving me wild and I don\u2019t know what to do about it. I\u2019ve certainly managed to worry my Mistress and that takes some doing. It isn\u2019t jealousy because their toys look so good, or the fact that they have been given a whole carrot, when we only get a piece of a carrot. It is a deeper hormonal drive to get to the rabbits. I didn\u2019t expect to feel this way and I\u2019m not altogether sure that I can control it. At this stage a life expectancy of eight years is looking a little ambitious for the rabbits.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well they\u2019ve arrived and I can safely say that life will ever be the same again. If I\u2019m being honest, I can now understand why <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/04\/18\/saturday-18th-april-2009\/\" title=\"Saturday 18th April 2009\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18048,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2682\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}