A very happy Easter to you all from me and my Shadow. That\u2019s about as united as the message is going to get. To be quite honest she is driving me nuts. As it turns there will be no Easter bunnies. We seem to have negotiated that the rabbits will arrive within the next three weeks, which gives my Mistress a fighting chance of getting on top of things with our little tyrant, Shadow. It isn\u2019t that she has destroyed anything that\u2019s very important unless you include my toys. I\u2019ve managed to keep my ball in one piece for three years. Now it is in more pieces than even I can count. I\u2019m not a possessive dog but there are limits. I\u2019ve retrieved my favourite reindeer toy and taken it to another part of the house.<\/p>\n
I have been trying to explain to Shadow the importance of the work of the Pet Dogs Democratic Party in the hope that she will be able to help me with the cause. Unfortunately we are still at the basics like what\u2019s the difference between a pet and a working dog. I suggested that she should learn that one pretty quickly and make sure she preserved her position as a pet. I didn\u2019t like to tell her that the plan is for her to have litters of puppies when she\u2019s older. Maybe that\u2019s a story I\u2019ll save to explain to her later. At the moment she hasn\u2019t even worked out the difference between boys and girls. She\u2019s still seeing if she can get milk from me and I can assure her there really isn\u2019t anything there that she\u2019s going to want.<\/p>\n
I was interested that Buenos Aires zoo gave it\u2019s animals special Easter treats. If it\u2019s good enough for them, where is mine. OK, so I don\u2019t have to put up with being kept in a cage but neither do the children and they got treats.<\/p>\n
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