{"id":2632,"date":"2009-03-27T06:48:08","date_gmt":"2009-03-27T06:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2632"},"modified":"2009-03-27T06:48:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-27T06:48:08","slug":"friday-27th-march-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/03\/27\/friday-27th-march-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday 27th March 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well the wind is certainly blowing here. My Mistress says she\u2019s never lived anywhere that catches the wind quite like here and I don\u2019t think she thinks it\u2019s an entirely good thing. It\u2019s a good test of whether or not the hutch is going to blow away and the good news for Aristotle is that where we\u2019ve positioned it, he stands a good chance of not having an impromptu flying lesson. The hutch is hardly aerodynamic and would be very awkward to steer, so all things considered it seems like a good thing that it is in a sheltered spot.<\/p>\n<p>The lawn at our new house is not so much a grass lawn as a totally moss one. On the upside it makes it very springy to walk on and very comfortable to sit and lie down. On the downside it is a nightmare to cut and my Mistress has decided that on balance, the moss needs to go. Given the type of soil, I can\u2019t help but think this is all going to be easier said than done.<\/p>\n<p>I caught her. I asked to be let out and no sooner was I out through the kitchen door than I looked round to see her opening the cake tin. I just stood there glaring at her. How dare she think she is going to have a sneaky piece of cake without including me? I continued to stare at her until she relented and put the cake down and came over to the window to wait for me. Only then was I prepared to go about my business. How did she think I was going to relax with the dreadful thought I might be missing out on a piece of cake?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well the wind is certainly blowing here. My Mistress says she\u2019s never lived anywhere that catches the wind quite like here and I don\u2019t think <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/03\/27\/friday-27th-march-2009\/\" title=\"Friday 27th March 2009\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17955,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2632\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}