{"id":26282,"date":"2022-04-24T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-24T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=26282"},"modified":"2022-04-24T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-24T05:00:00","slug":"broken-bowl-sunday-24th-april-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2022\/04\/24\/broken-bowl-sunday-24th-april-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"Broken Bowl &#8211; Sunday 24th April 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Broken bowl<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Ari has a broken bowl. He\u2019s very upset. Mum\u2019s very upset. I\u2019m in trouble. I didn\u2019t mean to do it. Mum says I never mean to do bad things, but apparently that\u2019s not the point. I just get carried away and throw myself into things and well, sometimes it goes wrong. Ari and I both race through our meals and then go to see if we can steal food from the other one. Neither of us is allowed to take any of Shadow\u2019s food. Mum gives Shadow a head start just to be on the safe side. I have a slow eating bowl, so Mum usually works on giving Ari his food in the kitchen and only then coming back to give me mine in the utility.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">I was hungry<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve been on a diet for ages and I\u2019m doing lots of exercise so I was hungry. I finished first so I leapt over Shadow \u2013 she tends to get in the way and I get in trouble if I knock her over. Then I ran to the kitchen and tried to take over Ari\u2019s bowl as there were still a few pieces in it. Sadly, in the process I slammed it against the wall. Fortunately, the wall is ok and I did miss the French windows that are next to it. However, the bowl did not survive. Ari got ever so upset with me. When Mum came in to see what was going on, there we were, just looking at the broken bowl. I\u2019d have cleared it out of the way if there had been time before she came in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Dogfather<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Ari has had his \u2018Dogfather\u2019 bowl almost all his life. He liked it. I\u2019ve got to use my pocket money to replace it. At the moment he\u2019s using quite a small bowl that is for when we have puppies in the house. On the bright side it looks as though he\u2019s getting more to eat as his bowl is very full. Mum has pointed out that it is not as robust as the one I broke so I\u2019ve got to be more careful. I\u2019m bound to get this wrong. I can see it now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Ari has a broken bowl and the finger is being pointed at Wilma. She didn&#8217;t mean to do anything wrong &#8211; but she never does!<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26283,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[63,93],"class_list":["post-26282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-aristotle","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26282\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}