Well the good weather seems to have been blown away and replaced by some much more English weather. My biggest concern is the old saying \u2018the north wind shall blow and we shall have snow\u2019. I\u2019m hoping that doesn\u2019t still apply in the middle of March.<\/p>\n
I can only assume it is because of the change in the weather that my Mistress\u2019s wireless mouse has stopped working. She seems to think the gnome in the mouse has got a cold and has lost his voice, preventing him from shouting to the gnome in the computer. Now that the smallest person in the house has grown up a little bit, he has started to ask more detailed questions about the gnomes. Not as you might think to question their existence, he is more concerned that he can\u2019t actually hear them. His is however perfectly satisfied with my Mistress\u2019s explanation of the ranges of human hearing and pitches of sound that we can\u2019t hear. He now not only knows there are gnomes both ends but that their speech is at a high pitched frequency out of the range of the human ear. His teachers are going to be so impressed when he can explain such miraculous workings in such a coherent fashion. They may of course also want to have a word with my Mistress.<\/p>\n
I am currently sporting the latest fashion, which is to have a spotted pattern on my nose where the meat juices from the joint that my Mistress was carving fell on bits of me that my tongue won\u2019t reach. She has threatened me with a flannel if I don\u2019t do something about it, but I was rather hoping to find a way to get them off so that I could still enjoy the taste.<\/p>\n
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