{"id":2620,"date":"2009-03-21T06:43:08","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T06:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2620"},"modified":"2009-03-21T06:43:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-21T06:43:08","slug":"saturday-21st-march-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/03\/21\/saturday-21st-march-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 21st March 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may think I\u2019m a little slow, but I\u2019ve only just realised that Aristotle is going to be a real Easter bunny. Do you think she\u2019s going to arrive bearing lots of presents of Easter eggs for all of us, as a sort of moving in present? This could add a very exciting dimension to the Easter egg hunt, if a real Easter bunny has hidden them for us to find. Sadly, in our garden there is nowhere to hide them, unless you include under the garden chairs and behind the plant pots. We only have a patch of grass. It\u2019s ideal for the rest of the year form a dog\u2019s perspective but it does lack something in the way of character.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday was a very alarming day. I was just having a good bark at an elderly terrier who takes absolutely no notice of me, when I trod rather heavily on a piece of thorn bush. You\u2019ve never heard such wails as I limped to find my Mistress. I was a bit of a wimp while she removed it, but it had gone right into the pad of my foot and I don\u2019t recommend that to anyone. Once it had gone everything was back to normal, but I used it to get a bit of extra fuss and a dog biscuit just the same.<\/p>\n<p>I overheard my Mistress booking for us to go on holiday. I was relieved when she ran through the \u2018who\u2019s going\u2019 bit of the booking and got as far as \u2018two dogs\u2019. It seems that I won\u2019t be left behind, which is a relief as was finding that this year\u2019s holiday in no way includes sleeping somewhere that floats on water. I don\u2019t know whether Shadow will like water, but she won\u2019t if I am any influence over her.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>You may think I\u2019m a little slow, but I\u2019ve only just realised that Aristotle is going to be a real Easter bunny. Do you think <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/03\/21\/saturday-21st-march-2009\/\" title=\"Saturday 21st March 2009\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17912,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}