{"id":26139,"date":"2022-03-19T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-19T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=26139"},"modified":"2022-03-19T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-03-19T06:00:00","slug":"the-camera-lies-saturday-19th-march-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2022\/03\/19\/the-camera-lies-saturday-19th-march-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"The Camera Lies – Saturday 19th March 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The Camera Lies<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The camera lies, that\u2019s all I\u2019m going to say on the subject. I don\u2019t think it just adds 10 pounds as the film stars say. I think it adds a whole lot more. Mum decided to take some photographs of the garden with her good camera and as a result my diet has been reduced and I\u2019ve been told I have to exercise more. How am I supposed to cope on less food? For a start I ate my tea and then pushed Ari out of the way so that I could eat his. Mum says if I keep that up I\u2019ll be grounded while the others eat and have to wait to have mine. This is not looking good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

More exercise<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Then there\u2019s the whole exercise thing. Apparently, it\u2019s not good for me to sit and watch the world go by. I\u2019m not supposed to just choose a sunny spot and observe from there while Mum does the work. She conceded I shouldn\u2019t get in the way of the lawn mower, but other than that I should be following her around the garden and doing laps at regular intervals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Now we\u2019ve got some better weather at least we can be outside more. It\u2019s not as simple as that though. She\u2019s also told me to stop eating everything I can find in the garden. I\u2019ve told her the only solution is for her to stop working and spend her time playing ball with me outside. I might of discovered chasing a ball late in life, but now I\u2019m happy to do it for ages as long as the ball has a squeak in it. She has agreed to consider my request.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sleeping well<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The one good thing about being able to be outdoors so much is that we are all sleeping well. Shadow bless her is completely out the minute she lies down. That can be in front of where Mum has stopped still while she\u2019s thinking, or by her feet when she\u2019s washing up. We all have to step round Shadow and carry on leaving her exactly where she is until she wakes up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wilma is certain that the camera lies – she’s really not happy about it as these things have consequences.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26140,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-26139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gardening-2","tag-gardening","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26139\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}