{"id":2515,"date":"2009-01-31T07:25:30","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T07:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2515"},"modified":"2009-01-31T07:25:30","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T07:25:30","slug":"saturday-31st-january-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/01\/31\/saturday-31st-january-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 31st January 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst everything is pretty quiet here, it all seems to be happening in Japan. Not only has a man who hid his money in the back garden, rather than putting it in the bank, had it stolen, but a firemen set fire to his fire station. In the case of the savings, the man lost no less than \u00a32.8million, which is an awful lot of money to leave lying around, even if you are worried about fires and earthquakes. If he was worried about fire, it may be that he was friends with the firemen who went out to a call but left the cooker on in the firestation. I shouldn\u2019t imagine he will ever live that one down.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been thinking about how I explain how things work round here to the puppy when she arrives. Firstly it\u2019s important that she understands where she sits in the pack. Obviously my Mistress is top dog and as things stand, the rest of us are all pretty much equal. I\u2019m clearly expecting the puppy to understand that I am above her in the pecking order, but I will leave it to my Master and James to undertake their own negotiations with her. It\u2019s going to be quite fun trying to explain things to her, which commands to take notice of as they\u2019re in our best interests and which ones to ignore. How to negotiate her own spot on the bed and what will be expected of her if she isn\u2019t to be sent to her basket for the night. She will sleep in with James, so at least I won\u2019t have to make sure she leaves my place on the bed clear, although I do have to have a bit of a discussion over who sleeps where with my master every once in a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Whilst everything is pretty quiet here, it all seems to be happening in Japan. Not only has a man who hid his money in the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2009\/01\/31\/saturday-31st-january-2009\/\" title=\"Saturday 31st January 2009\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17503,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2515\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/17503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}