{"id":250,"date":"2006-04-22T18:41:10","date_gmt":"2006-04-22T17:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=250"},"modified":"2006-04-22T18:41:10","modified_gmt":"2006-04-22T17:41:10","slug":"saturday-22nd-april-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2006\/04\/22\/saturday-22nd-april-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 22nd April 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am one happy spoilt dog. I have a new rubber rabbit. Ever since my mistress gave it to me I have done nothing but squeak it. Oh the sheer joy and pleasure. I wonder if it will last any longer than the last one. Rabbits really aren\u2019t built to last! On the downside she also brought me a harness. Larger collar I said, but no she wanted it to match my lead and they didn\u2019t have any collars. Which bit of \u2018I don\u2019t want that thing round my body\u2019 do you think she didn\u2019t understand? To be fair it is quite comfortable but I just didn\u2019t see myself wearing something like that. I think she has got a bit too familiar with the notion of my being a cart dog. I am expecting her to hook a skateboard up behind me any time soon so that she doesn\u2019t have to put quite so much effort into walking me.<\/p>\n

Well it\u2019s picnic day today, so I will have to drag myself away from squeaking rubber rabbit for a while. I am so excited to be going out for the afternoon with squirrel. I have been getting all the food ready and packing it in the hamper before I go off to see hedgehog. I did wonder about loading the hamper onto the skate board but if my mistress saw me it would only give her ideas. I have watched my mistress making my master\u2019s sandwiches so I had a fair idea what to do and it is amazing what you can find in the kitchen cupboards if you have a good rummage. I have made a bit of a mess in the kitchen but I am sure my mistress won\u2019t mind clearing all that up, after all she clears up after everyone else so why not me? I have given the yoghurts and bananas a miss they didn\u2019t seem exciting and I am just hoping that my master doesn\u2019t miss the bag of Twiglets I have taken. There is a bar of marzipan for pudding and all different types of sandwiches. I had some difficulty using the knife to spread the butter so resorted to using my paw in the end. It doesn\u2019t give such an even spread but I am sure squirrel will understand. Squirrel did say she would bring a few things too but as she is only tiny I don\u2019t suppose she will be able to carry very much. I can\u2019t help but think I have packed more food than we can possibly need for one afternoon. Well I had better set off to see hedgehog otherwise I will be late meeting squirrel and it would be just awful if she thought I wasn\u2019t coming and didn\u2019t wait for me.<\/p>\n

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