{"id":24574,"date":"2021-12-16T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-12-16T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=24574"},"modified":"2021-12-16T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-12-16T06:00:00","slug":"gate-crashing-thursday-16th-december-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2021\/12\/16\/gate-crashing-thursday-16th-december-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Gate Crashing &#8211; Thursday 16th December 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gate crashing<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m planning on gate crashing a party. It\u2019s Mum\u2019s fault. She\u2019s told me that there might be a goat attending the party. A real goat! Admittedly the party is online so I won\u2019t be able to have a good sniff, but I\u2019m still fascinated. Mum has said she should he hiring us out to attend Christmas parties. We could have huge fun. Admittedly they might be best to put me on mute, but I\u2019m sure that\u2019s not a problem. There\u2019s going to be a magician on the call as well as a goat, but I don\u2019t think the goat will be doing magic tricks. I guess that would be a very clever goat. I was wondering if we could invite the goat round to teach us to do some magic tricks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Negotiating the day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m negotiating with Mum about the plans for the rest of the day. Mum wants to do indoor jobs. I want to do outdoor jobs. I can see her point, when Dad comes home she will have to shield from him for a while. If we do the outdoor jobs then he can be outside with us and we can all be together. He can\u2019t be with us doing the indoor jobs to begin with as it\u2019s too high a risk for Mum. Mum is trying to get her booster vaccination, but can only have AstraZeneca so now needs a hospital referral to get it. It looks as though we\u2019re going to be stuck at home for quite a while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From a dog point of view it\u2019s good having her at home, but it\u2019s a worry too. We\u2019re doing our best to keep her safe as we really need her here for us. It\u2019s going to be a very quiet Christmas \u2013 but we\u2019ll help eat the turkey. That\u2019s something we can do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Wilma is planning on gate crashing a Christmas party today. Who wouldn&#8217;t with the chance to meet a goat and a magician?<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24409,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[123],"class_list":["post-24574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-christmas","tag-christmas","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24574\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}