{"id":23995,"date":"2021-09-27T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-27T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=23995"},"modified":"2021-09-27T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-09-27T05:00:00","slug":"chaos-monday-27th-september-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2021\/09\/27\/chaos-monday-27th-september-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Chaos &#8211; Monday 27th September 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Chaos<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Our house is chaos. I\u2019m seriously thinking of moving out for a week or two while my humans get on with it. One problem is that the unpacking seems to create more mess than it actually solves. I\u2019m sure they\u2019ve got a plan. I just don\u2019t know what it is. I\u2019m keeping out of the way as much as I can. At times, I have to be honest, it\u2019s all getting a little fraught. I know in those situations it\u2019s my job to go in as comforter to calm everyone down, but faced with the choice of sitting outside in the sunshine or breaking up the latest disagreement, which would you choose?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Petrol worries<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Mum is beginning to worry that she won\u2019t be able to collect Ari and Shadow if she doesn\u2019t have enough fuel to get there and back without filling up. She really doesn\u2019t want to get stuck with all of us and not be able to come home. She\u2019s hoping to fill up on Wednesday and set off with a full tank of fuel. If she can\u2019t then it maybe that she can\u2019t pick them up as planned and that would be very sad. Especially as she and I worked out earlier where we can put our things ready for them being here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Today\u2019s Plan<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I think today\u2019s plan is to get Mum\u2019s office a little more usable. She can barely get through the door at present, which isn\u2019t ideal There\u2019s enough room for me to lie on the floor but that\u2019s about it. For some reason she then keeps tripping over me, which is very annoying. It\u2019s not as though she can\u2019t see I\u2019m there. Mind you, by the time there are three of us trying to share the same spot it could be a whole lot worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Wilma is concerned about the chaos in the house &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t seem to be getting any better as time goes on. She&#8217;s thinking of moving out.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23945,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[93],"class_list":["post-23995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23995\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23945"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}