Here\u2019s a question for you \u2013 who am I? Now, I know what you\u2019re thinking and you\u2019re going to say it\u2019s obvious. I am Wilma Dog. You know that. I know that. Mum knows that. She even got it right when she placed the order for our new collar tags. Now it seems I\u2019m going to need to change my name to Aristotle. When the tags arrived there is one for Shadow, two which say Aristotle and none with the name Wilma. Mum has emailed the company to follow it up and is awaiting a reply. This really isn\u2019t fair. I like my name. Oh, I like the name Aristotle too, but that doesn\u2019t mean I want anyone to try calling me that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shadow was really fed up yesterday. Her trip to the new house was much longer than she expected. Mum didn\u2019t take her lunch with her as she thought they\u2019d be back to have a slightly late lunch. Firstly, Mum spent much longer talking than Shadow was expecting. The real problem however was the journey back to where they were staying. They were held up in a big traffic jam. You can imagine what Shadow had to say when they didn\u2019t get back for her lunch until two and a half hours after she normally has it. She\u2019s a creature of habit at the best of times and she really wasn\u2019t happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At least it\u2019s now Monday and I\u2019ve only got to stay with Aristotle until Wednesday. Shadow doesn\u2019t want to come back to look after him, but that\u2019s just too bad. He\u2019s her son. I don\u2019t see why I should have to babysit him any longer. I know he\u2019s older than me, but you get the point. In my book, Wednesday and I\u2019m free!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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