{"id":23953,"date":"2021-09-10T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-10T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=23953"},"modified":"2021-09-10T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-09-10T05:00:00","slug":"farty-dog-friday-10th-september-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2021\/09\/10\/farty-dog-friday-10th-september-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Farty Dog &#8211; Friday 10th September 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Farty Dog<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Shadow is a farty dog. Mum is thoroughly fed up with her. Oh, it makes me happy to be here. Under normal circumstances Mum would have opened all the windows. There\u2019s just one small problem. Near where Mum is staying there had been the burning off of a stubble field. It means there\u2019s smoke in the air outside, which starts Mum\u2019s asthma. The choice is farty dog or smoke and she\u2019s having to choose farty dog. Shadow says she can\u2019t smell anything and doesn\u2019t see what the problem is. Oh you do have to laugh \u2013 well, at least Ari and I are laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To be fair, Ari is laughing more than I am as he\u2019s had her with him for the last fortnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Registering with a vet<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s awful, we have to register with a new vet. The good news is that I\u2019m going to our lovely vet next week to bring all my vaccinations up to date before I move. Mum has also said we can still come up here for our heart scans for consistency, but like it or not, for routine care we have to register with a new vet. We have to do it now so that Mum can order new tags for our collars. I\u2019ve asked if my new tag could be diamond encrusted, but apparently that\u2019s not one of the options on the site Mum is using. I suggested she should use another site. She suggested I should change my expectations!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do hope the new vet realises what they are letting themselves in for with us lot. They need to cope with being rooed at before we\u2019ll cooperate. I guess they see all sorts, but it does take the whole surgery to hold me down for my kennel cough vaccination!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Shadow is a farty dog &#8211; we are so glad it&#8217;s Mum and not us that have to put up with her at the moment. Mum however is less impressed.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23842,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-23953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-shadow","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23953\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}