It turns out Alfie could be naughty. He wasn\u2019t the perfect dog we all remember him as being. I was going back through the diary to find something fun from the past and found one of his confessions from this day in 2015. It was before I joined the family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have not behaved dreadfully well this week. There have been a couple of \u2018incidents\u2019 shall we say. Some friends of our Mistress\u2019s called the other day and I\u2019m not sure if it was the excitement or the stress but I might have just peed on the lounge carpet. I don\u2019t normally do things like that so I don\u2019t entirely know what came over me. Needless to say I was in trouble for that, but not as much trouble as the \u2018sausage roll\u2019 incident.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n While my Mistress was away I had to eat more because I lose weight when I\u2019m stressed. Because she knows it always happens she even feeds me up a bit before she goes knowing that I shall be my old slim self by the time she returns. Anyway, I\u2019ve got a bit too used to eating more and I\u2019m struggling on normal rations feeling hungry all the time. You know what it\u2019s like when you\u2019re on a diet. Every so often things become a bit overwhelming and you tend to binge eat. Our Mistress is generally very careful about leaving things around and to be fair the sausage rolls were in a tied plastic bag in the middle of the kitchen table. She\u2019d gone out and I was feeling peckish.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n When she came home the plastic bag was empty on the kitchen floor. I\u2019d tried to put it in the bin, but since I used to raid the bin when I was hungry she\u2019s got one I can\u2019t get into, which meant I couldn\u2019t hide the evidence. She watched me fairly closely for a while in case they made me ill, but thankfully I don\u2019t seem to have suffered any ill effects and I have to say they really were very nice.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Sadly, I am not like Alfie. I don\u2019t lose weight in kennels. I\u2019m still on a diet but don\u2019t seem to be making any progress at all. Mum talked about it with me yesterday and has said we need a more complete programme of food reduction and more exercise just as soon as we\u2019re together. This cannot possibly be good! Well, I don\u2019t mind the exercise bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Looking back it turns out that Alfie could be naughty and Wilma is quite surprised. Maybe there’s hope for her yet, but the diet is not going well.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29248,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[147],"tags":[109,156],"class_list":["post-23817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-flashback","tag-alfie","tag-flashback","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23817\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Alfie being Naughty – Sausage Roll Incident<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
I am not like Alfie<\/h2>\n\n\n\n