{"id":23561,"date":"2021-05-25T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-25T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=23561"},"modified":"2021-05-25T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-05-25T05:00:00","slug":"snoring-tuesday-25th-may-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2021\/05\/25\/snoring-tuesday-25th-may-2021\/","title":{"rendered":"Snoring &#8211; Tuesday 25th May 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Snoring<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Apparently, I\u2019ve been snoring. Obviously I couldn\u2019t hear, but both Mum and Dad have told me, so I guess it\u2019s probably true. I\u2019m always tired after a few days in kennels. It\u2019s not just the exercise it\u2019s the excitement of being around the other dogs. Ok, I\u2019ll be honest, it\u2019s more the stress of having to share a kennel with Shadow. We get on fine, she just drives me nuts. The end result is that my first night home from kennels I sleep deeply and snore like a tractor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To put the problem in context, Mum has not been staying in kennels, nor has she shared a room with Shadow, but she snores anyway and I haven\u2019t made a fuss about that. Dad might have mentioned it to her though. She says it\u2019s because she\u2019s not well, but I have my doubts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Change of Address<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>You think as a dog there isn\u2019t so much for you to do with regard to moving house, but it seems I was wrong. Mum asked if I could make a list of all the people I needed to notify of my address change. I wrote three things on the piece of paper she gave me and thought that was it. Things went downhill from there. It wasn\u2019t so much that I\u2019d forgotten important things like my Passport and my health insurance and come to that my Kennel Club registration, the real problem came with two of the things I had written down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My food supplier isn\u2019t an issue, which I have to say is a huge relief. The other two were my lovely vet and our wonderful kennels. Mum had to explain we will be too far from them and I\u2019ll need to register with new places. I\u2019m sorry, but on that basis I simply don\u2019t want to move. I\u2019m not sure how I\u2019m going to break the news to Shadow and Aristotle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>There has been a suggestion  that Wilma has been snoring. She would just like to point out that she&#8217;s not the only one!<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21276,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[63,27],"class_list":["post-23561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","tag-aristotle","tag-shadow","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23561\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}