{"id":2351,"date":"2008-11-17T07:26:28","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T07:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2008-11-17T07:26:28","modified_gmt":"2008-11-17T07:26:28","slug":"monday-17th-november-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/11\/17\/monday-17th-november-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 17th November 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dear, I\u2019m in trouble. I got a bit enthusiastic about seeing my Mistress yesterday. It wasn\u2019t that it was a long time since I\u2019d seen her, I think I\u2019d just been to the kitchen and back and was glad she was ok while I was away. Anyway, in my enthusiasm, I accidentally head butted her on the nose. There was a bit of a crack and we both thought I\u2019d broken it. It\u2019s just a bit swollen and painful, but I don\u2019t think it\u2019s actually broken. At least I hope not. She\u2019s certainly feeling a bit sorry for herself and is not quite so happy to meet me at my level. Ah well, I suppose I can see her point of view.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve been doing some work up at the new house, my Mistress and I. I\u2019m the security dog. I have to walk her home in the dark. Our road is very dark. There are no street lamps and despite the fact that she\u2019s got a torch and uses it to cast some great scary dog shadows, the only person she\u2019s frightened so far is me! I turned round and saw this shadow dog and wondered why I hadn\u2019t been able to smell it. She\u2019s suggesting putting our own street lamp in the front garden to make it a little more hospitable and I have to say I\u2019m all in favour of that.<\/p>\n<p>Over the last few days we\u2019ve had a number of phone calls from people interested in getting a little dog like me. I sit listening to my Mistress telling people about what we\u2019re like and sit there crossing my paws that she\u2019s going to say something nice. She always does, so I don\u2019t really know why I worry so much.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Oh dear, I\u2019m in trouble. I got a bit enthusiastic about seeing my Mistress yesterday. It wasn\u2019t that it was a long time since I\u2019d <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/11\/17\/monday-17th-november-2008\/\" title=\"Monday 17th November 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16879,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}