{"id":2341,"date":"2008-11-12T07:22:50","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T07:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2341"},"modified":"2008-11-12T07:22:50","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T07:22:50","slug":"wednesday-12th-november-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/11\/12\/wednesday-12th-november-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 12th November 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The windy weather is bad enough from the point of view of being blown about, without my Mistress having bought herself some earmuffs. I said I didn\u2019t want to be seen out with her, but she said I didn\u2019t have much option. Does she have no idea what it\u2019s like to be embarrassed by the appearance of the person you\u2019re out walking with? It isn\u2019t even as though I can pretend I\u2019m not with her, when I\u2019m stuck on the other end of the lead.<\/p>\n<p>Some draft plans for our new house have arrived. I\u2019ve been studying them carefully to see whether all my demands have been taken into account. To be honest I don\u2019t think I understand everything so I\u2019m going to have to write out my questions and see if I can get some answers. I do want to make sure that all my needs are met. I am, at least for the time being, the sole family pet and as such I expect to be spoilt. I also need to stand up for the rights of the yet unborn puppies that will become my little harem sooner of later. It\u2019s important that the girls have plenty of space to keep themselves looking their best. If they are even half as vain as I am, we are going to need plenty of space for grooming. I can\u2019t see the automatic restocking bone cupboard on the plan either. I think that must be an oversight.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m very excited about my birthday tomorrow. I\u2019ve already had several greetings in preparation for it. In dog years I will be twenty one so it\u2019s a big occasion. I\u2019m expecting a party and of course a door key. It will be nice to have my own key and not have to rely on other people.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>The windy weather is bad enough from the point of view of being blown about, without my Mistress having bought herself some earmuffs. I said <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/11\/12\/wednesday-12th-november-2008\/\" title=\"Wednesday 12th November 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16822,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2341\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}