{"id":2297,"date":"2008-10-24T07:53:19","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T06:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2297"},"modified":"2008-10-24T07:53:19","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T06:53:19","slug":"friday-24th-october-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/10\/24\/friday-24th-october-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday 24th October 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s hard being stuck here while my Mistress is off gallivanting. For the most part I can live without the thought of all the travelling and visits to cities, but today she isn\u2019t in a city. Today she is in the country of my ancestors. Today she is talking to a lady about one of my future housemates. How can she have those discussions without me? I should be the one saying what vital statistics I would like her to have. I know it will be good that she is a healthy puppy with all her colours in the right places. I know that having a lovely temperament is important, but I do want her to be robust enough to play in my games. If she\u2019s too petite I might accidentally pull her over or walk over her without realising. My Mistress did reassure me that if she was that small she wouldn\u2019t be an Entlebucher but I reminded her how much smaller Bella was than I am. I wished I hadn\u2019t reminded her to be honest, that was the point that my Mistress said \u201cThat reminds me, about your diet\u2026,\u201d I rather shot myself in the paw there.<\/p>\n<p>There seem to be an awful lot of trains involved in getting from York to Switzerland. It\u2019s funny that you can\u2019t just get on a train in York and get off in Spiez without changing. In both London and Paris my Mistress had to change station rather than just train and all just to get me a playmate. She must think an awful lot of me.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, not that I\u2019m being shallow or anything, but I\u2019d like her to have long legs, big brown eyes and a nice smile, although come to think of it all Entlebuchers I\u2019ve met have those.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It\u2019s hard being stuck here while my Mistress is off gallivanting. For the most part I can live without the thought of all the travelling <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/10\/24\/friday-24th-october-2008\/\" title=\"Friday 24th October 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16603,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}