I think I\u2019ve got conjunctivitis. I\u2019m certainly claiming illness to get sympathy, but I won\u2019t know how much illness I can claim until I\u2019ve been to the vet later this morning. I hope I don\u2019t have to have eye drops. It\u2019s a bit difficult putting them in my own eyes, I can\u2019t get my paws round the bottle very easily and it\u2019s always strange having someone else put things in your eyes.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m on a mission to be nice to my mistress. The book she was going to publish isn\u2019t going according to plan. She has decided that she is not happy with the contract and that she can\u2019t go ahead. She\u2019s done all that work and now needs to start again to find a suitable publisher, it makes me glad it wasn\u2019t a book of mine. I wonder when it comes to publishing mine if she\u2019ll read the contract through for me as I don\u2019t think I\u2019d be very good at that sort of thing. I\u2019m likely to just add my paw print and hope for the best. I know that\u2019s not very sensible, but all that small print can get very confusing for a dog.<\/p>\n
I suppose I should have started with my exciting piece of news. I\u2019ve got my first private training session on Monday. Well, obviously my Mistress will be there, so it won\u2019t be completely private. She says she is being trained too, which made it feel less as though anyone was pointing a finger at me. I can do it, when I want to. My mistress says that she can too. It\u2019s just that both of us have a bit of an independent streak! I still think she\u2019s rather more in need of training than I am, but I have a sneaky suspicion she may see it differently.<\/p>\n
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