{"id":2278,"date":"2008-10-15T07:46:02","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T06:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2278"},"modified":"2008-10-15T07:46:02","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T06:46:02","slug":"wednesday-15th-october-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/10\/15\/wednesday-15th-october-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 15th October 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s that time of year when the box of tissues comes out and I get woken by the intermittent loud sneezing from my Mistress. On the bright side, I didn\u2019t object to the couple of hours she spent curled up in bed yesterday as I fit neatly into to the half moon curve that she resembles on the bed. I had to be careful where I was lying in relation to the soggy tissues, but that was a small price to pay for a long snuggle on the duvet.<\/p>\n<p>Today is an altogether different sort of day entirely. Once I\u2019ve finished this I need to carry my little bag to the car so that I can go to stay at the kennels for a couple of days. If she doesn\u2019t blow herself away sneezing first, my Mistress has to go to talk at a conference. Now, I don\u2019t know about you, but if I were at a conference with a choice of sitting in a session where the speaker was sneezing all over me, or one with a speaker who wasn\u2019t sneezing, I know which I\u2019d choose. I wonder if anyone will turn up to the session she is doing. It would be an awful shame to go all the way to South Wales for no good reason.<\/p>\n<p>I got to choose. Did I want to stay at home on my own for quite a bit of the time and with the risk that the rest of the family would forget to open the back door for me even when they were home, or would I prefer to go to see Poppy in the kennels. Given I don\u2019t even get to sleep on the bed when my Mistress isn\u2019t there, I thought I may as well opt for the kennels.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>It\u2019s that time of year when the box of tissues comes out and I get woken by the intermittent loud sneezing from my Mistress. On <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/10\/15\/wednesday-15th-october-2008\/\" title=\"Wednesday 15th October 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2278\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}