Why is fog so dull? Why can\u2019t it be bright and cheerful like sunshine? If it were like that then I wouldn\u2019t mind it so much. I\u2019m a bit worried as my Mistress says we get more fog here then we used to in Belgium and I can\u2019t say that that\u2019s a very inspiring thought. I wonder if there is any way to turn fog to my advantage.<\/p>\n
The resulting scab from the friction burn I caused with the electrical cable stuck to my Mistress\u2019s sock the other day. I\u2019m a squeamish dog at the best of times and being told that the sudden flow of blood was all my fault came close to putting me off my food.<\/p>\n
My Mistress made the mistake of agreeing to James having a friend to stay last night. She reasoned that if there were two of them then they would keep each other entertained. I reasoned it gave me two people to bounce on. I think I got the better end of the deal as it just meant twice as many people for my Mistress to look after. I on the other paw, made the most of the bouncing.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s amazing the odd things I\u2019m learning from the book I mentioned. Did you know that today is the feast day of St Gereon? It would be appropriate to celebrate this by eating and drinking to excess and having a hangover as he\u2019s the patron saint of headache sufferers. It must be a bit of a conversation killer at parties. \u201cHello, what do you do?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m the patron saint of headache sufferers.\u201d You would either find no one talking to him or a long queue forming to complain that he wasn\u2019t doing a very good job. You\u2019d at least have thought he\u2019d be called something life Saint Asprin or Saint Paracetemol.<\/p>\n
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