{"id":2253,"date":"2008-10-04T07:29:56","date_gmt":"2008-10-04T06:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2253"},"modified":"2008-10-04T07:29:56","modified_gmt":"2008-10-04T06:29:56","slug":"saturday-4th-october-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/10\/04\/saturday-4th-october-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 4th October 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a hard done to dog. Oh yes I am. I may have said this before and I don\u2019t want to sound ungrateful. Of course I was delighted when they said that I was coming to stay at my grandparents for the weekend, what dog wouldn\u2019t be? I chased my tail and packed my belongings as eagerly as they did. What I didn\u2019t expect was to find that they are not staying at my grandparents for the weekend with me. Why are they staying in a hotel that doesn\u2019t take dogs? They could have found one that did. Oh I know they said it was because they had saved enough points to stay there, but why didn\u2019t they save points for a dog friendly hotel?<\/p>\n<p>This was all bad enough, until I found the boys are being taken to Cadbury World without me. Oh I do love my grandparents and it is great to be with them, but why didn\u2019t I get invited to Cadbury World? My Mistress tried to explain that they only make human chocolate and not doggy chocolate drops. She also tried to make me feel better by saying she wasn\u2019t going either as she can\u2019t eat chocolate. It was going well until I asked her the question, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you spending the day doing something with me then?\u201d She didn\u2019t have a very good answer to that and said something about having her hair cut. Now I know for a fact that the hairdresser has said I could go with her, so now I\u2019m sulking and feeling left out. I\u2019m using it as an excuse to go up to my grandparents for even more cuddles than normal. Life\u2019s not so bad, it\u2019s working! I don\u2019t\u2019 know whether it will get me the place at the foot of the bed this evening though, I\u2019m still working on that.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I\u2019m a hard done to dog. Oh yes I am. I may have said this before and I don\u2019t want to sound ungrateful. Of course <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/10\/04\/saturday-4th-october-2008\/\" title=\"Saturday 4th October 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16404,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2253\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}