Having finally finished telling you about the Norfolk Broads I can begin telling you about the log cabin. How cool is this, from a dog\u2019s perspective? I arrived to find a welcoming party of two rabbits sitting on the drive and a squirrel in the garden who comes to knock at the window when she\u2019s hungry. Incredibly, she prefers chocolate biscuits to nuts. I prefer nuts. As we were given a packet of chocolate biscuits with the cabin, I suggested that every time she brought me an acorn, then I would bring her a chocolate biscuit crumb in exchange. It struck me that was quite a good deal, but she just fluttered her eyelashes and said \u201cI bet you\u2019ll give me the chocolate biscuit with or without the nuts.\u201d<\/p>\n
There are a few rules that I\u2019m not so keen on. For a start I\u2019m not allowed in the bedroom, which quite frankly is a prime example of dogism. There is no notice to say that I\u2019m not allowed in the hot tub, so if I could have overcome my dislike of water I would have been able to have a bit of fun. It was very odd seeing my Mistress get in and be attacked by jets of hot steamy water. Fortunately she didn\u2019t want rescuing, which is a good job as I preferred rolling in the mud. I\u2019d like it if it was hot steamy burbling mud, but then I wouldn\u2019t be in England as I don\u2019t think we have any of that near here.<\/p>\n
It hasn\u2019t reminded me quite so much of our forest in Belgium as it\u2019s mainly pine trees but I like it just the same. This time next week I shall be in our Belgian wood. That really will be exciting. I hope Elvis is free to come for a walk, I haven\u2019t got round to sending him an email yet.<\/p>\n
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