{"id":2134,"date":"2008-08-14T06:54:16","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T05:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2134"},"modified":"2008-08-14T06:54:16","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T05:54:16","slug":"thursday-14th-august-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/08\/14\/thursday-14th-august-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 14th August 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m always game to try new experiences and just once in a while an opportunity presents itself that it would be very sad to turn down. Taking seriously that it is just possible that dog is God backwards for a reason, Granny\u2019s church are having a pet service and it just happens to be on the same weekend that I\u2019m going to see them later in the year. Now given that it\u2019s also the church that my Owners got married in and I wasn\u2019t able to go to that, it seems like an opportunity not to be missed. I have of course asked whether I can have a new outfit for it and whether I shall be given my own money to put in the collection plate. My Mistress seemed more concerned as to whether I could behave myself for long enough and wanted to know if I could possibly refrain from howling during the hymns. The last point was easy; I said to her \u201cWe\u2019ll do a deal. I won\u2019t howl if you don\u2019t sing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I just hope that I will be allowed to stay for a biscuit afterwards as well. It\u2019s ages away, but I\u2019m already excited about it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I\u2019m always game to try new experiences and just once in a while an opportunity presents itself that it would be very sad to turn <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/08\/14\/thursday-14th-august-2008\/\" title=\"Thursday 14th August 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15839,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}