{"id":2132,"date":"2008-08-13T06:53:28","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T05:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2008-08-13T06:53:28","modified_gmt":"2008-08-13T05:53:28","slug":"wednesday-13th-august-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/08\/13\/wednesday-13th-august-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 13th August 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have reached that point of the holiday that you start thinking about all the things at home that you are missing. I\u2019m missing my friends at dog training and I\u2019m missing being able to sleep on the end of the bed. Then I started thinking that I\u2019m missing Hector and Hugo next door.<\/p>\n<p>Today is not going to be quite as quiet as most of the holiday has been. I know I am being terrorised by two boys all the time but today that number will double. I thought I was worried until my Mistress pointed out that the adults joining us for the day are male as well which means that the boy:girl ratio is going to be 8:1. Oh dear, my Mistress really will have her work cut out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I have reached that point of the holiday that you start thinking about all the things at home that you are missing. I\u2019m missing my <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/08\/13\/wednesday-13th-august-2008\/\" title=\"Wednesday 13th August 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15832,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}