I am one excited little dog. I have two new half brothers and three new half sisters. They were born last Friday and apparently although it was hard work for my mum, she is doing just fine. I\u2019m going to see them all in four weeks, which will be so amazing. I wonder if they\u2019ll be pleased to meet their big brother. Of course, they\u2019ve already met one of their big sisters, as she lives with them. I can\u2019t wait to go back to Belgium to see everyone. I\u2019m going to stay with Matilda the cat and hopefully it will be possible to see Elvis, my old best friend. I need to drop him an email to see if he\u2019s free. I\u2019m hoping he will be able to come for a romp through the woods with me.<\/p>\n
It turns out that my personal sat-nav is not exactly \u2018nav\u2019ing and that for all my Mistress\u2019s paranoia and the big brother society in which I live I am going to be free to do my own thing for at least a little longer. My Mistress has been offered a full refund but she wants a replacement. I want the refund! I thought I might spend it on a little outing somewhere, untracked by anyone. I know it\u2019s for my own good, but do you see my Master wearing one? He seems to wander off and we don\u2019t know where he is. To be fair it is usually a work thing and my Mistress has simply forgotten to write down what country he\u2019s in, but he might have got lost. I suggested to my Mistress that the best thing would be to attach myself to her a little bit like gloves on a string through a coat, some sort of permanent connection that meant she was always by my side. She\u2019d get used to running across fields chasing rabbits after a while.<\/p>\n
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