{"id":2032,"date":"2008-06-30T09:46:58","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T08:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2032"},"modified":"2008-06-30T09:46:58","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T08:46:58","slug":"monday-30th-june-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/06\/30\/monday-30th-june-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 30th June 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can safely say that I have had enough of being a prisoner with nothing else but my own thoughts to keep me company. Whilst developing my skills as one of the world\u2019s great philosophers has been an interesting exercise I would rather have been napping on my Mistress\u2019s bed given the choice. Today I am due to be sent out on parole, released back into the community to nap in more comfortable locations. I\u2019m rather hoping that my Mistress will pick me up in time for me to go to dog training tonight but I don\u2019t want to raise my hopes only to have them dashed later.<\/p>\n<p>The week ahead should be quite an indulgent one. As far as I know it is just me and my Mistress for the whole week. She has promised not to get up too early in the morning and to let me have my Master\u2019s side of the bed. Actually she said I have to sleep on my Master\u2019s side, whereas I normally put a bid in for sleeping pretty much on top of her on her side of the bed. I always think it\u2019s better to be cosy at night. With it just being the two of us, there is no reason that my walk can\u2019t take in the pub on the way home. At least I get spoilt and fussed while my Mistress talks to her friends, even if I do have to sit outside.<\/p>\n<p>The thing I\u2019ve missed about home most, apart from the bed and duvet, is the extra snacks throughout the day. At the end of the day dog food is pretty much the same whichever way you look at it. Where is the variety of colour, smell and texture in perfectly formed meaty lumps of dog food?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I can safely say that I have had enough of being a prisoner with nothing else but my own thoughts to keep me company. Whilst <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/06\/30\/monday-30th-june-2008\/\" title=\"Monday 30th June 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15311,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2032\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}