Apparently George Bush is looking for someone to ghost-write his autobiography. I was wondering whether he would consider a dog taking on the task. I may not sympathise with many of his views but I\u2019m sure I could write his story dispassionately. There might be one or two bits I\u2019d gloss over and other bits I wouldn\u2019t be able to resist expressing an opinion on but surely it\u2019s got to be an additional sales point for him to consider, having a dog do the writing. I wonder whether he would take me seriously if I wrote to him. Do you think it would be too familiar to start my letter with \u2018Dear George\u2019?<\/p>\n
I have been watching my \u2018little tent of blue\u2019 through the bars of my cell and noticed that it is more often a little tent of grey. However, whilst grey doesn\u2019t leave me feeling quite as cheerful as a bright blue sky would, it has been fun trying to work out all the pictures that he shapes of the clouds make. I\u2019ll swear I saw a warrior in a chariot earlier. I thought he was coming to rescue me but in the end he blew over to be replaced by a fire breathing rabbit. I decided I\u2019d rather not mess with him and on balance would prefer to stay in my cell.<\/p>\n
I have been making some notes for the \u2018prison epic\u2019 that I\u2019m planning to write. I\u2019m going home in a couple of days so it may have to be a relatively short epic. I suppose the alternative is to write all the notes about my incarceration and then write it as a free dog when I\u2019m on the outside. What I am disappointed about is that here I am stuck in a cell and despite the fact that I\u2019ve told you about it, none of you have mounted a rescue mission to get me out.<\/p>\n
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