{"id":2018,"date":"2008-06-23T09:42:27","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T08:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=2018"},"modified":"2008-06-23T09:42:27","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T08:42:27","slug":"monday-23rd-june-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/06\/23\/monday-23rd-june-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 23rd June 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

To my absolute horror I have been brought to the kennels for a few days. From my, admittedly somewhat spoilt, perspective this is not dissimilar to being imprisoned and yet I\u2019ve done no crime. I\u2019m in a smallish cell for a large number of hours a day. I don\u2019t have access to most of my toys. I don\u2019t have the duvet to curl up on, or the king sized bed underneath it for that matter. I don\u2019t have humans at my beck and call and worst of all it\u2019s going to mean I miss my friends at dog training tonight. Oh we get to use the exercise ring for limited amounts of time each day and I am allowed to socialise with the other dogs during that time. It feels as though I should be going up to one of them surreptitiously and saying \u2018have you got any dog biscuits to swap for a cigarette\u2019, not that I\u2019ve got any cigarettes. I did wonder about trying to win extra food rations by means of a game of cards but the other dogs don\u2019t stand still long enough. From the discussion with my Mistress when she brought me in, it seems I have been sentenced to a week imprisonment for unspecified crimes.  Is it a crime not to like cities? Is being nervous of the loud noises that buses make such a bad thing? My Mistress said I was so upset going to Nice last time that she didn\u2019t think I\u2019d want to go again. Did she tell me that the alternative was a week in the cells? No. Now let\u2019s just look at this logically, I admit I didn\u2019t like the busy city life but I suspect I like imprisonment rather less, yet here I am. I\u2019m thinking of using the time to write some epic poem of my traumatic ordeal.<\/p>\n

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