You can\u2019t fault the logic of a small child. There was Andy sat eating his breakfast in his pyjamas holding his \u2018blankie\u2019, when his nose began to run. He\u2019s six, he did what came naturally. He wiped it on his blanket. His 12 year old brother said \u2018Don\u2019t blow your nose on your blanket.\u2019 To which Andy replied \u2018Well I haven\u2019t got anything else to blow it on.\u2019 You can\u2019t fault the logic but as I know from the times I accidentally sneeze all over my Mistress\u2019s feet, I\u2019m supposed to use a tissue.<\/p>\n
I am concerned to find that one of the ducks in the village is limping. I tried to go over to ask if he was all right. I really was only concerned about his welfare, however I didn\u2019t get close enough o ask before he flew off into the sunset. I won\u2019t be quite so considerate next time.<\/p>\n
It gets harder and harder to use the computer. Because my Mistress has finger nails, they have scratched all the letters off the keys as she types. Oh it\u2019s all well and good for her, she knows which key is which and can hit the right one without looking. I have to look at every key, which is easier said than done when the E, A, S, D, C, V, N and M don\u2019t have any letters on them. It\u2019s still all right to type words like \u2018quiz\u2019 and \u2018thorough\u2019 but you try typing \u2018demand\u2019 and it takes for ever. Anyway she bought this cool permanent white pen, to write the letters back onto the keys. She carefully wrote them all back so that I could work out what was what. Then she used the computer again and her nails scratched that off as well.<\/p>\n
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