My relationship with the sheep is not going according to plan. We had what can only be described as a \u2018stand off\u2019 yesterday. I went out there and there they were looking into my garden. I just stood and looked at them. They stood and looked at me. Neither of us spoke, Reggie one side, me the other. We just stared at each other. Well I knew that breakfast was about to be served, so I couldn\u2019t hang around there all day. So I went over to the fence and peed on it, just to show him who\u2019s boss and then came in for my breakfast. He led the other two off to the other end of their paddock and we ignored each other for the rest of the day. I did mean to be friendly but I just didn\u2019t know what to say and seeing him looking into my garden didn\u2019t seem right. Maybe I\u2019ll have a chat tomorrow.<\/p>\n
After my concern about my Mum going to meet another dog, my Mistress sat down with me to explain a few things. Despite the faithful nature of an Entlebucher apparently we aren\u2019t quite like humans pairing off into relationships. I knew I had half brothers and sisters already, as well as my brother and sisters, but I hadn\u2019t really appreciated that they don\u2019t have the same dad to me. I just assumed that my Dad was their Dad and that my Mum had only ever had eyes for one dog. Now I discover that my Dad has been seeing other bitches and that my Mum has seen other dogs. Well as my Mistress was explaining all this to me I was going round with my paws over my ears shouting \u2019I can\u2019t hear you, I\u2019m not listening,\u2019 except I could hear her and I was listening, I just didn\u2019t like what she was saying.<\/p>\n
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