After the times when the horses he is around buck, James said to me yesterday, \u201cHow come nothing makes you spook?\u201d \u201cEasy\u201d I said, \u201cWhen you\u2019ve lived with my Mistress this long, nothing will freak you out either.\u201d After all, if I reacted every time she did something odd, then I would be all over the place. She\u2019s got a note on her desk saying \u2018send anonymous letter to Frome\u2019. All right I thought, I could take that at face value and perhaps I\u2019ll be visiting her in prison sometime soon. In the end my inquisitive nature got the better of me and I asked what the anonymous letter was about. It turns out that I don\u2019t need to worry, it\u2019s a short story and she has a competition to send it to. I must admit I was more than a little relieved.<\/p>\n
Continuing the theme of her nutty ideas, she is absolutely determined to bring some more Entlebuchers into England. I\u2019m not complaining but it does seem like an awful lot of work. I quite like the idea of having my own pack, but has she thought of the implications? If I don\u2019t manage to cross my legs long enough when we go for a walk, that is one little bag of pooh to carry all the way round the walk and I can tell by the look on her face that she doesn\u2019t exactly find that pleasant. If she achieves he ambition of there being four of me, I think she is going to have to carry \u2018carrier bags\u2019 of pooh in a worst case scenario! I wonder if she\u2019s thought of that. It would make sense to live in the middle of nowhere but I\u2019m not sure the rest of the family are quite so keen on that idea.<\/p>\n
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