{"id":18941,"date":"2020-12-26T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-26T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=18941"},"modified":"2020-12-26T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-26T06:00:00","slug":"cheesecake-incidents-saturday-26th-december-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2020\/12\/26\/cheesecake-incidents-saturday-26th-december-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheesecake Incidents – Saturday 26th December 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Cheesecake incidents<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

There were two cheesecake incidents yesterday. Don\u2019t worry, the cheesecake is fine. I just can\u2019t say the same about Mum. Firstly the base had stuck to the plate so she was a bit enthusiastic with the knife when trying to cut it. Despite the blood everywhere, it wasn\u2019t too serious. Nothing that pressure, Germolene, steristrips and plasters couldn\u2019t sort out anyway. I had visions of her having to go to casualty and then explaining she\u2019d been attacked by a cheesecake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You would think that having eaten a quarter of it for breakfast, that would have been enough for Mum for the day. You\u2019d be wrong. She had another quarter in the afternoon. Actually, no she put another quarter in her bowl. She failed to eat it all. Part way through she had an upset stomach and then needed a lie down. She has no idea what could have made her ill. Now, let me see\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Family<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

It was a lovely family day overall. I know that sounds odd as we were on our own. However, Mum made full use of the telephone, Zoom and Alexa and even had lunch with her parents 120 miles away. It\u2019s funny hearing a prayer of gratitude that includes modern technology as one of the most important things to be grateful for. We\u2019ve got an important Zoom call again later. More a party than just a call. You see, it\u2019s Dad\u2019s birthday. Happy Birthday, Dad. We miss you and we\u2019re all looking forward to singing to you later. We may not be synchronised when we sing, we may not be in tune, but we will be sincere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cuddles<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The other thing there was a lot of yesterday was cuddles. You can never have enough of those. It really was a very cuddly sort of a day. I think I\u2019d quite like every day to be like that, but maybe without the cheesecake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wilma is reporting on the cheesecake incidents that led to bloodshed and incapacitation. All in a normal day.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18943,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124,11],"tags":[123,51],"class_list":["post-18941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-christmas","category-family","tag-christmas","tag-family-2","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18941\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}