{"id":18159,"date":"2020-11-25T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-25T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=18159"},"modified":"2020-11-25T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-11-25T06:00:00","slug":"i-need-help-wednesday-25-nov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2020\/11\/25\/i-need-help-wednesday-25-nov\/","title":{"rendered":"I need help – Wednesday 25th November 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I need help<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Well this is no good, I need help. I\u2019m a cattle herder for goodness sake, not a computer expert. Mum has told me that my diary needs a revamp. What does that mean when it\u2019s at home? She says it\u2019s not about how it looks, although I can make some changes to that if I want to. It\u2019s because there are some things behind the scenes which are not working correctly. Now to be fair, she has offered to help me fix it but I don\u2019t know where to start. Apparently, it\u2019s because we haven\u2019t made any major changes for years and there are nearly fifteen years of daily posts here now. That is a lot of diary. All I can say is that if at any point over the next few days I press the wrong button then I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ll try not to do that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Wilma<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s be honest I would rather be herding cows even if they are toy ones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deck the Halls<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s more the hall than the halls, but that was yesterday\u2019s project. To be strictly accurate it was going round with a vacuum cleaner and duster ahead of the Christmas tree arriving. That and putting moose\u2019s hat on. Once moose has his hat on then Christmas can begin in earnest. Thankfully, it was Aristotle\u2019s job to help with the decorations I was too busy trying to find the broken links that need fixing in my diary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sybil\u2019s Puppy<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

My great niece is doing very well. At the moment she has been nicknamed Polly, but that may not end up being her name. That\u2019s because she lives with Sybil and Basil who are two other characters in Fawlty Towers. She is gaining weight well, but then she has all the milk to herself so I\u2019d worry if she wasn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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