{"id":18140,"date":"2020-11-20T06:00:09","date_gmt":"2020-11-20T06:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/?p=18140"},"modified":"2020-11-20T06:00:09","modified_gmt":"2020-11-20T06:00:09","slug":"i-have-been-given-an-asbo-friday-20th-november-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2020\/11\/20\/i-have-been-given-an-asbo-friday-20th-november-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"I have been given an ASBO &#8211; Friday 20th November 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Given an ASBO<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve been given an ASBO by Mum. If you don\u2019t live in the UK that\u2019s an Antisocial Behaviour Order given to people who misbehave on a big scale. It means your freedoms are restricted and sadly that is what is happening in my case. I didn\u2019t take the warning I was given about the carrots seriously. Ok, I\u2019m understating the situation. I progressed from eating the small carrots that Mum didn\u2019t plan to cook to digging up the ones she was saving until she was ready. Not just digging them up \u2013 eating them. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Entlebucher Carrot Thief\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Qcs4esNdYFo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Can I help it if she grows really nice organic carrots? You ask Dad, they taste delicious. Fair enough she grows her own as she is so sensitive to chemicals and is ill if she eats ones that have all sorts of sprays on, but she was the one who put me on a diet, so what did she expect?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/alfiedog.me.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/IMG_0515-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18141\" width=\"384\" height=\"512\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Privileges withdrawn<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve had my privileges withdrawn. I\u2019m only allowed outside when supervised. She didn\u2019t mind when I ate the greengages as she wasn\u2019t going to eat those. She didn\u2019t really mind when I had the odd apple as long as I stuck to the fallen ones \u2013 which I didn\u2019t! The carrots however have been the veg that broke the human\u2019s back, so to speak. Now I am on a 24hour a day supervision. I have to say that\u2019s a bit of a pain as I really love being outdoors. Mum has said once all the carrots have been taken out \u2013 by her \u2013 then my privileges can be restored and not before. Life is so hard as an intelligent dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">On the Bright Side<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>On the bright side I don\u2019t have one of those tag things. I just need to work out how to give her the slip so I can continue my endeavours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wilma<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Wilma is complaining that Mum has given her an ASBO.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18141,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[50,12,93],"class_list":["post-18140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-day-to-day-life","category-gardening-2","tag-entlebucher","tag-gardening","tag-wilma","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18140\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/18141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}