{"id":1790,"date":"2008-03-10T21:19:56","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T21:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oneandonly.me.uk\/?p=1790"},"modified":"2008-03-10T21:19:56","modified_gmt":"2008-03-10T21:19:56","slug":"monday-10th-march-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/03\/10\/monday-10th-march-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday 10th March 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well after a boisterous start to the day yesterday my Mistress and I had a quiet afternoon. It can\u2019t be a coincidence that the word \u2018boisterous\u2019 starts with the sound \u2018boy\u2019. The events culminated with the 12 year old trying to push the 6 year old\u2019s head into the fridge, for reasons that utterly escape me. My Mistress wasn\u2019t amused by their antics, which all began because Andy wanted a piece of cake. I was on Andy\u2019s side. I wanted a piece of cake too. On balance I\u2019d prefer to keep my head from being pushed in the fridge so I didn\u2019t bother asking. My Mistress seems to think that there are a disproportionate number of boys in this house and at times like that I can see her point. I didn\u2019t like to say it is going to be even worse when Sooty arrives.<\/p>\n<p>My stay at the kennels has been put back for one day. I don\u2019t have to go until Wednesday now. I\u2019m actually rather looking forward to having the opportunity to play with other dogs for the day. Much as I love my \u2018only pet\u2019 status and the perks it brings, there are days when all you really want is a good rough and tumble with another dog. I just wish there were an opportunity to have the rough and tumble and still go back to the comfort of My Mistress\u2019s bed and duvet when I\u2019ve had enough.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well after a boisterous start to the day yesterday my Mistress and I had a quiet afternoon. It can\u2019t be a coincidence that the word <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/2008\/03\/10\/monday-10th-march-2008\/\" title=\"Monday 10th March 2008\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13939,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alfiesdiary.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}